Oh god, I'm going to end up regretting anything I write here, so I will give you the basis of who I am.
I am a male writer who lives in Maine. I enjoy long walks on the beach and when I get stable wifi.
Dude…I thought you died in the war!!!
lolz so cute
I thought you died in the war!!!
I know that feel bro
I thought they flushed you?!?!