1. sexaulity:

    kiss me hard before you go

    (via crab-buns)

     

  2. cokeflow:

    cokeflow:

    I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there

    when did I post this

    (via pizza)

     

  3. asian:

    asian:

    so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

    $80 for eye shadow???

    is it made out of unicorn shit

    what is naked 3

    why is it called naked

    will it make her look naked

    why is it $50

    that’s 50 cheese burgers

    i can’t deal with make up good bye

    (via surprisebambi)

     
  4. walk-the-ocean-floor:

    THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

    (via erebus45)

     

  5. (Source: okthorpe, via iggys-lil-pyro)

     

  6. dggeoff:

    huntedandrebelled:

    dggeoff:

    dggeoff:

    my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

    i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

    image

    OH MY FUCKING GOD

    (via criskingdom)

     
  7. (Source: prinsep, via dicklover3000)

     
  8. (Source: josephesque, via zermany)

     
  9. minterpeabotea:

    nitohri:

    transparent “the” from that one episode of spongebob

    procrastination

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
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