I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there
when did I post this
Oh god, I'm going to end up regretting anything I write here, so I will give you the basis of who I am.
I am a male writer who lives in Maine. I enjoy long walks on the beach and when I get stable wifi.
so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye
my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment
i did it. i did it and i hate myself.
OH MY FUCKING GOD